Monday, February 28, 2011

Looking for a new job?

Well then you're in luck! The Chicago Cubs are scouring the globe for a new public address announcer, and they will stop at nothing to find the best man or woman for the job. The job has been posted on and you're just a short two minute audition video away from the job of your dreams!!! I could save the Cubs a lot of time and money. Just give the job to Bill Murray. Everybody wins in that situation. Except the Cubs. They'll probably still lose. A lot. Their lineup is terrible.

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