Sunday, February 13, 2011

Who Would Win in a Fight: Ron Swanson vs. Kenny Powers





















Pros:
  1. Diet of whiskey and bacon makes for strong mind, body and soul.
  2. Owns more guns than Gilbert Arenas.
  3. When was the last time you saw a guy with a mustache rivaled only by that of Burt Reynolds lose a fight?
Cons:
  1. Diet of whiskey and bacon has been known to cause sudden, violent heart attacks.





















Pros:
  1. Diet of whiskey and drugs allows him to feel no pain
  2. Professional athlete with a world renowned work ethic, much like Gilbert Arenas.
  3. When was the last time you saw a guy with a goatee rivaled only by that of Tom Selleck lose a fight?
Cons:
  1. Diet of whiskey and drugs has been known to cause sudden, violent heart attacks.



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