Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Blake Who?

When you are a Division III basketball player, notoriety and publicity usually aren't very easy to come by, unless your team gets upended by a collection of robot super nerds from Pasadena whose combined IQ score is likely equal to the number of grams of cocaine Charlie Sheen has consumed in his lifetime. One notable exception to this rule is 5'11" senior guard Jacob Tucker out of Illinois College. What makes Jacob so special? Probably has something to do with his 51" vertical leap. Imagine being able to jump as high as Lil Kim is tall. THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES!!! Jacob is petitioning to be the very first Division III basketball player to compete in the Collegiate Dunk Contest. I wonder how many mid-sized automobiles Jacob plans on dunking over...

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