This video is brought to you from this past weekend's the Texas State High School Hockey Championship game in which Keller HS defeated Arlington Martin 9-3. While the game was a bigger blowout than Pauly D's hairdo, the REAL story came after the game was over when an all out melee broke out on the ice. In the video alone, I can count about three separate occasions that have grade three concussion written all over them, most notably #3 in the white jersey performing a blindside flying squirrel on one of his opponents. Oh and yes, those are the kids' parents in the background that you can hear whoopin' and hollerin' like they are cheering on their favorite roided out humans at Wrestlemania. Bravo, Texas. Bravo.