Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Who Would Win in a Fight: Ron Artest vs. Charlie Sheen

Pros
  1. For much of his career, he has widely been considered to be the craziest player in the NBA. Combustible at the drop of a hat.
  2. Key player in the "Malice at the Palace". You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
  3. Used to drink Cognac during halftime of games. Liquid courage never hurts in a fight.
Cons
  1. Excessive drinking has been known to cause sudden, violent heart attacks.

Pros:
  1. For much of his career, he has widely been considered the craziest human on the planet. Combustible at the drop of a hat.
  2. Probably has a "Malice in the Palace" in his bedroom on a nightly basis.
  3. Being the brother of Emilio Estevez means he has probably mastered the fine art of the "knuckle puck" and can use it as a weapon.
Cons:
  1. EVERYTHING Charlie Sheen does has been known to cause sudden, violent heart attacks.

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