Friday, April 1, 2011

And the Winner of the 1st Annual Sweet, Sweet Beer 16 is...

SCHLITZ!!! Of course!!! None of this voting ever REALLY mattered. There is only one tried and true beer that could ever be called #1 and that is that great Milwaukee brand known as Schlitz. As the advertisement above attests to, "If you love beer, you'll love Schlitz". If that doesn't have #1 winner winner chicken dinner written all over it, then I don't know what does. I'd like to think all of you other beers for coming out, but y'all never really had a chance to match the sweet, sweet allure of a cold Schlitz. In the Sweet, Sweet Beer 16 consolation bracket, #1 seeded Fat Tire managed to ink out a victory over #1 Newcastle. Blah blah blah. Who the hell cares? JUST GIMMIE SOME GODDAMN SCHLITZ!

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