Sunday, May 22, 2011

People in Tampa Have Entirely Too Much Free Time On Their Hands

Did you know the Tampa Bay Lightning were still in the NHL playoffs? Did you know that people in the Tampa Bay area have nothing better to do on a Sunday morning than form a gigantic blue lightning bolt in the parking lot of the Tampa airport as they see their team off to Boston for game 5 of the Eastern Conference finals? People of Tampa, it's nearly June. The sun is shining and the sand is glistening. As the name of the region you live in suggests, a magnificently large body of water is sitting nearby just waiting to be frolicked in. Grab a Corona, get the fuck off the asphalt and get to the goddamn beach. If I lived in Kansas City or Des Moines (God forbid), I would legitimately be pissed off right now.

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