Did you know the Tampa Bay Lightning were still in the NHL playoffs? Did you know that people in the Tampa Bay area have nothing better to do on a Sunday morning than form a gigantic blue lightning bolt in the parking lot of the Tampa airport as they see their team off to Boston for game 5 of the Eastern Conference finals? People of Tampa, it's nearly June. The sun is shining and the sand is glistening. As the name of the region you live in suggests, a magnificently large body of water is sitting nearby just waiting to be frolicked in. Grab a Corona, get the fuck off the asphalt and get to the goddamn beach. If I lived in Kansas City or Des Moines (God forbid), I would legitimately be pissed off right now.