Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Sad Canucks Fan is Sad Because Roberto Luongo is Terrible

Another Stanley Cup playoff game in Boston, another shit show of a meltdown by Roberto Luongo. The 'Nucks goalie channeled El Matador by deftly allowing three goals to pass within the first eight minutes of the game. At that point, he was swiftly relieved of his duties and replaced by Cory Schneider. These finals have shown two very different sides of Luongo. At home, he is a stalwart and impenetrable net minder. On the road, the Bruins pepper him early and often, which seems to keep him rattled and off kilter. Hopefully Roberto can pick up the pieces for game 7 in Vancouver, or else Sad Canuck Fan will continue to be uber depressed :-/

However, rumor has it that when a Canadian team wins something, all their fans instantly turn into super hotties. I'm pretty sure it has something to do with the northern lights. Anyway, we should all root for Vancouver because Canadian hotties are better than Boston beezies.

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