Here is a photograph of perennial douche bag extraordinaire Jeremy Piven posing in between Hope Solo and Alex Morgan of the U.S. Women's Soccer team at the Entourage premiere party in New York City. There are two ways to interpret this photo. The first is to interpret it as a photograph of two beautiful and exceptional female athletes surrounding a jack off with a Napoleon complex. The second is to interpret the photo as three losers dressed in their best gala attire. Either one works.