Friday, November 11, 2011

The Florida Marlins Team Store Is In Clearance Mode And I'm Buyin'

At about 9 pm EST this evening, the Florida Marlins will be no more. The team is holding a gala in Miami tonight to unveil the teams shiny new logo and uniforms. Miami native Pitbull will be performing, so you know the team really pulled out all the stops for this one. I will be sad to see the death of the turquoise and black, but alas, artifacts and remnants of this storied franchise still lives on in the clearance section of the Marlins team shop. Here are a few of the highlights:

Florida Marlins Long Sleeve Baby "Creeper" by Soft As A Grape
Was: $18.99
Now: ONLY $12.97!


Lil' Teammate Party Animal Figurine
Was: $9.99
Now: ONLY $5.97!


Marlins Garden Gnome
Was: $24.99
Now: ONLY $14.97!



24 Karat Gold Leather Bound Baseball (w/glass case)
Was: $289.99
Now: ONLY $190.97!


Florida Marlins ProToast Toaster
Was: $34.99
Now: ONLY $21.97!


You guys, at these prices, it's like they are basically GIVING IT AWAY!!! I am not embarrassed to say that I just racked up a $58.67 tab at the Marlins team store (shipping and handling included). Thirty years from now, my $21.97 toaster will be a collectors item that will probably fetch somewhere in the neighborhood of $3.5 - 4.5 million. Those dudes from Pawn Stars will literally be salivating over something like this. I implore each and every one of you to stop by the Marlins team store today and buy a little piece of history.

R.I.P.
Florida Marlins
1993-2011

1 comment:

  1. does the toaster actually imprint the logo onto your toast? if so that's well worth it.

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